I GOT THE INTERNET GOING NUTS

Watson over at You Will Soon has decided to do this monday's poll on girl skaters. Basically a which one of these haggard nasty ass bitches would you fuck kind of a theme. I got clout. Click on the post to check it out.

Fall is in air

i guess that means i can finally whip these babies out.

Mugshot Friday

So today is the day I go in to give the man my fingerprints and pictures. There will be no hiding from johnny law anymore. However I am thinking i'l just change my look for the photo.. I was thinking a little peacoat a pearl necklace... sundress perhaps?... oh and a mustache!.. i knew buying two would come in handy.
I wonder how bad this could possibly turn out for me.

in other news... FREE GUCCI MANE!!

Kelley's at it again

This is sure to offend some readers, but in my books these are fire!
Metallic Jordan 5's with a vulc sole. you done did it this time.

My Little Pony

I'm not one that collects toys, but who didn't as a kid? I had everything from barbies to G I Joes (stolen from my brother cause my mom refused to buy me any) but there were two types of figurines i collected fervently, Ninja Turtles and My little Ponies! They happen to also be the only ones I haven't been able to give away. So when i read about the new My little Pony project on the Tupperware Unit site I got really excited!
Its My Little Ponies 25th anniversary and to celebrate they got 25 people to customize 25 ponies. Some really interesting characters have been enlisted to take part in this project and one of our very own Tupperware Unit members Madonna, aka Klor of 123 Klan is up on it.


But if there's one I really want to get my hands on it's the Jim Houser designed pony! You guys might know Mr Houser from his work with Toy Machine

So if anyone wants to get on my good side and buy me this little pony to keep me company at night feel free!
That's Pony on the left kids!

Lots of other interesting ponies designed by the likes of Maze, Claw Money, Superdeux, Junko Mizuno, Jon Burgerman and many more. Click on the title post to go check em out!

International Players Anthem

A week ago i added a tracker to this little blog of mine. Here's where i'm at ya dig!

CP-3: Calliope Projects 3rd Ward, NO.

Masta P! Who's bout it bout it like that? I know i am, If you haven't yet, get up on Master P's video "I'm bout it bout it" and step your New Orleans game up. P used to work out of the calliope projects in uptown NO with C-murder and Silkk the Shocker, hustlin, hustlin.
If you don't know check out his low-budget life story via a 10 part youtube video.

Part 1 of 10... go look for the rest yourself if you dig it.


with quotes like:
-"That hoe licked my ass last night, she musta been a professional cause my ass never felt that clean, and that's when it happened"
- "what?"
- "Gas nigga! All i know is if that hoe woulda licked me any deeper in my ass I woulda farted and blew her fucking face off"

PURE FUCKING AMAZING.

ahh and the original track heard in that clip Masta p's "bout it" and Camron's version "bout it bout it pt 3" have been on heavy rotation in my headphones all summer!!

Masta P "BOUT IT"


Dipset ft Masta P.. "Bout it Bout it Pt 3"
I really like this version. Cam and P do it up legit

Check out that 1 legged cripple blood walk. rowdy rowdy!
"Snow so white only thing missing in 7 dwarfs"

ooof and Cam is rocking the Kemp Sonics Jersey i just came up on at Value Village!

The Beginning

I was digging through the vault today and I came up on what is quite possibly the beginning of my facisination of all things asian.

My scanner here at work isn't the best but my i'm side-eyeing the jap with the mustache and sweet shades pretty hard. nice.

Get Creative

Ever wish you could have the best of both worlds? Stop wishing and start running your shit cause some people ain't playing games. Just got this gem sent in from my homie Kelley out in the dirty glove.

a mix between the vulcanized sole of a harbor and some Dr Feelgood's, cut down to mid staus. Can't knock the hustle!

Best Wishes Worona

I got word from Worona today that he is in fact quite ill. Laying in a hospital bed in a lot of pain, overreacting and having anxiety attacks as Terry does quite consistently. He's thinking that his appendix has burst, but in all honesty i just think he's prego.. or at least i hope hes prego, that way he can be Arnold and I can be Devito. He's actually in the middle of an ultrasound as we speak, this rant too say. I will be coming to Ottawa this weekend, don't worry worona I will dress you up in floral pyjamas and slap a wig on you. Everything will be okay.

Moms Shouldn't be allowed to use Youtube

I introduced my mother to youtube a while ago when 2 girls 1 cup came out earlier this summer. I remember we were eating dinner and I decided i would fully gross her out, but no my mother is a trooper and instead she chowed down her pasta while laughing claiming that the poop was in fact chocolate ice cream, watching it on repeat throughout her entire meal. Anyways not my point, her and her boyfriend then discovered you can watch music video's on youtube.

Since then they hooked up speakers to her boyfriend's laptop and play their favorite jams while cursing at each other over drunken poker games every night. At first it was rather amusing watching her get excited over shaggy and mili vanili music videos, but now I'm just about ready to cut her off. I'm not alone either.. neighbours have filed noise complaints... i surprisingly agree with them.

I mean come on mom, variety is the spice of life. Not hers, she is now content with playing the same three music videos daily.. on repeat as loud as the speakers will play it...
drum roll please:

This particular artist she affectinatly refers to as, "her little guerilla".."aww michelle what do you mean you dont like 50 cent if i was your age i'd be all over that little guerilla"... creepy.


Really now, what kind of sane 52 year old woman blasts this daily. I'd say my mother.. but she is not sane.


Probably the worst/best out of the lot. Shaggy is her all time fave.


if there is anyway to ban a website from a computer please let me know
I NEED MY MOM BANNED FROM YOUTUBE!
KAI THX

Big Brother Pt. Trois

so it's been a while since one of these...
Anyone remember that Chris Nieratko, Corey Duffel interview? The one where he called Stevie a trashy nigger? Oh man, that was golden.
I have decided to include the more crucial part of the interview, as the begining is all about how he's a lame "punk" mormon and how the Baker team doesn't like him cause he's a pussy that doesn't drink.

enjoy.
So are you out there having sex?

No, I have a girlfriend who I have been dating for like two years, so, you know, stuff goes on. She's cool, like she is really into music and everything.

Does she think, because you look like a girl sometimes, she's having lesbian sex?

No, some nigger called us lesbians before.

What did you just say?

We were sitting in Wendy's once, and some nigger comes up to us, like, "Hey, Lesbians, get down on your knees and give me some blowjobs right now." That's the only time she has ever felt like a lesbian. He was like some trashy nigger like Stevie Williams, like gold fronts, like sketchy and had a pistol in his pocket, so I pretty much had to listen to whatever he said, like you don't want to talk back to him, so that's the only time she probably felt like a lesbian.

You think Stevie Williams is a trashy nigger?

No, I don't think he's trashy, all I'm saying is Stevie--- no, that guy is not trashy.

Stevie is my boy, and he'll smack the shit out of you.

Yeah, he almost has before. A long time ago at Pier 7, I was trying to do something over the block, and my board shot out and hit Josh Kalis in the knee, and then Josh got all mad at me like, "What are you doing, you stupid-ass white boy? Go back home, you punk rocker," and then Stevie's like, "What do we got over here? What's this little wigger up to?" He called me a stupid white boy, and I was like, "I'm sorry." Like Stevie, like I would never talk trash to that guy.

You just did.

No, I didn't. I didn't call him trashy.

Yes, you did.

I didn't mean it, man. Don't kick my ass, Stevie.

If you see Stevie, you better apologize.

Yeah, I'm going to.

Because he'll beat the fuck out of you with a brick.

Yeah, he would.

How come every time I see you, you are always making a dumb face?

It's just fun. It's not for an image or anything, it's just fun to do, it just gets me kind of psyched. Instead of waving, I give the middle finger. It's just something I've always done to my parents, and they are always like, "Hey, Corey," I'm like, "Yeah, cunt, what you want?"

Bullshit. You don't talk to your mother like that.

yeah, I do. I get in trouble. I used to always have to eat soap when I was five years old. My dad would ask me to go clean my room. I was just like, "Screw you, dickhead." I've always had to eat soap.

What do you do up there in Walnut Creek?

Go to school everyday, go shop at thrift stores like the Goodwill and just go buy candy.

Do you like a lot of chocolate?

Yeah, I love candy. Especially before I go skate, it gets me hyped up.

Do you eat a lot of nuts too?

I hate nuts plain, but if it's in the stuff, it's good.

You like salty nuts?

Yeah, salty nuts-- no, no, dude! That's wack! I don't like salty nuts. You're trying to make me sound gay, like I like salty nuts.

Speaking of nuts, tell me about this 25-stair handrail.

I was trying to do a 50/50 down it, and it was made out of aluminum, so me and John Minor had to wax it for like 25 minutes. Finally I just decided to go for it. I got on it fine, but the next thing I knew, I was bouncing on my nuts on the whole thing and jumped down to my face and just hit my face real bad and broke my collarbone and elbow and got jacked real bad. I damaged all the nerves in my face, just coughing up all this blood, had black balls.

What the fuck was going through your mind the second you knew you lost it?

I don't even know how I got on my nuts, it's a safe rail. There is grass on the other side, and I was trying to jump off to the other side, and I just missed it. I thought I was going to slide down my nuts and get off, but I just kept tumbling down. I hit my face, and everything went black and red. I just let out this loud scream. It was a nice fall though. It got me so psyched after watching it on film. It made me mad though sitting in the hospital knowing I'm not going to be able to skate for a month. That kind of sucks, but otherwise it was kind of funny, it just makes me want to go back and do it even more.

So you are going to go back and do that rail?

Oh, yeah. Can't wait to try it again. It happend two weeks ago or something, and i'm skating again already. Nothing big, just doing flat ground, just cruising around having fun. Kind of like when you first start skating just to go have fun. It gives me more time to hang out with my girlfriend and eat more food.

You need to eat. You're anorexic.

Nah, I ain't 'rex. That's what everybody says. I eat so much food, man. I weigh 120 pounds.

How tall are you?

Six foot. Hey, I gained ten pounds in the last month, that's good. I was like joey Ramone or something before.

Another kind of fruity thing that you do, you are into clothing design aren't you?

Yeah, I like it. I've done a bunch of designs for Hurley. Emerica is going to let me do it for them hopefully too. I just always draw designs, and finally I just decided to submit it to Hurley, and they got psyched on it. I do jackets, shirts, pants, shorts. I really like fashion. I like different types of clothes. I guess that's why I like going to thrift stores so much. I just go buy stuff and try to make it into something different. I mean, designers are kind of fruity at times. Man, you're trying to make me sound gay in this interview.

No, you're sounding gay on your own.

Man, that sucks! I'm getting jacked so bad. I talked trash on Stevie, and now i'm sounding like a fag. Man, I'm going to get jacked.

You are already jacked.

Yeah, but Stevie's gonna punch me in the face, man.

Maybe you should apologize to Stevie right now.

Yeah. I'm sorry Stevie, I don't think you are trashy, I think you are a damn good skateboarder though. That guy is so good. Oh, he's real good. That guy is really good at skating. You are the best, Stevie.

Do you ever get into fights, giving people the finger?

No. I'm surprised I don't get my ass kicked, because I talk so much trash.

Do you think you'll get your ass kicked after this interview?

Probably. Stevie Williams is going to be after me. Like Stevie is not going to read it, but somebody is going to read it and be like, "Hey, Stevie, we got this kid talking trash on you." Oh, man, I'm getting jacked.

But you spit at people and you flip them off, and you don't get your ass kicked?

No. There was this kid -- it's on Halloween -- this kid spit at me, so I punched him in the face, and his older brother and all his friends came and jumped me. They kind of just pushed me on the ground and kicked me, I just got back up though. It was like nine guys who were all twice my size.

Do you think most people just don't fight you becuase you look like a girl and they don't want to beat up a girl?

Oh, that would be a good idea. Just go talk all the trash you can and just like have a wig on or something.

But you don't need a wig. You already look like a girl.

That's messed up. Calling me a chick.

I didn't call you a chick. I just said you look like a chick. I know you are a dude becuase only a dude would be stupid enough to go down 25 stairs on his face, but you look like a fucking chick.

Man, that's what people say too because I wear chicks' pants because they fit tighter too, so everyone thinks i'm a chick even more. They don't make guys pants tight enough. I have a size-27 waist, and I get like 27/34's. Guy pants aren't made that small.

You shop in the girls' section at K-mart?

Yeah, it's jacked, man. No, I don't do it, I make my mom go do it for me.

You make your mom buy your pants for you?

Yeah. She just called me up today like, "Oh, I found a pair of good new 512 Levis for you."

All right, Corey, I think I tortured you enough.

Torture me enough, nah. I had fun. I'm psyched, I got an interview.

Okay, let's end it there, unless you have to thank somebody.

Yeah, I guess I should thank my sponsors Emerica, Hurley, Ricta Wheels, Diakka Watches, Arnette and Metro Board Shop. I'd like to thank everybody: Paul Gomez, Justin Regan, my mom, my parents, anybody that has ever helped me out. Lance at the Firm and especially Greg and everybody at Think for everything they did in the past, and so like anybody that has helped me out, thanks.

hahahahha what a jerk.

anyways i guess you're kinda itching for another Rosa flick by now too,

TREAL TV Hosted by Mac Dre

OOOOOHWEEE gawdayum... if you haven't seen treal tv yet, get on it.. NOW. Mac Dre aka. Thizzelle Washington, aka Pill Clinton aka The Swabbage Patch hosts an hour and 20 minutes... all about him, his Rodney King breezies, ghost riding his mini van and all sorts of ridiculousness. check it out by clicking on the post title.. you won't regret it.

Brooklyn Stand Up!

So I returned to NY again for labour day weekend on a solo mission to meet up with the click for an enjoyable weekend. While starting off a little skeptical, my NY fam always pulls through to show me a good time. I stayed with Ian in BK most of my time there until the last day for the west indian parade where i then migrated to my dear friend Karl's house in Bedstuy.

I finally got to see most of Streets is Talking... and it's looking quite enjoyable. You can look forward to a solid tranny part by Jamal Smith, some footage filmed by yours truly of crackheads in peace park with thongs over their fannypacks. I even got a trick in at the banks, yee. Hopefully Ian listens to me and puts in his footage of BK rolling deep at young jeezys crib in ATL but i doubt it. Lots more dumb naked chicks and even more gritty street brawls. Just what we come to expect from the Reid.