Peace Bitches

I'm out for the week. I'l be in LA by midnight and in Sandiego by 1 30 presuming the traffic permits it. To all those i didn't have the pleasure of seeing during the holidays. Happy early new year cunts. Bye Byes!

Lock Away Your Little Girls! Billy Jr's Born!

Billy has been a good friend of mine for soon to be 6 years now and anyone who knows Bill has been expecting this for years. I met up with Bill in Vancouver this summer and he informed me that he was having a little one. We joked around for a while about how it would probably be a girl because karma works in not so mysterious ways. When he told me he told his mom about the little bugger momma Gallagher's reaction was " well to be honest I'm surprised it hasn't happened sooner". Way to go Bill.

Anyways Bill has a good heart and I'm crazy happy for him. Little Luka was born a healthy little boy and i suggest women with young girls lock them up or buy some sort of diaper lock cause if he takes after his dad here comes trouble.

Owen is now in Saskatoon visiting and I'm way jealous. Wish I could be there, but trust that auntie Michelle will come visit soon.

Anyways i guess this post is an ode to billy of sorts, so why not include my favorite photo of all time, obvi Owen captured this perfect moment.


The reason he/she wrote this at lions park is questionable... I'm thinking it's some poor boy whose seen his girlfriend taken away, or possibly his sister... maybe even his mother. no wait that's more Watson's stee. haha

Anyways without further adu here's Luka

The perfect Christmas gift. Health and Death in 1 gift certificate. Thank You America

So the good people over at Planned Parenthood have come up with the perfect gift to give this holiday season! Planned parenthood gift certificates. I can already imagine the Christmas cards,

Dearest son,
your slut of a girlfriend is looking plump
here's an abortion certificate... just in case
Merry Christmas xoxo mom and dad

Another useful scenario for all you jerks planning your holiday 1 night stands. Don't forget to leave a gift certificate on her night table before you leave with a card attached that will go something along the lines of
"if your feeling a little itchy this morning, my bad beautiful...go get some crab remover...on me"

What other greast scenarios would these babies come in handy for, leave me extravagent scenarios via the comment box please.

Sunday, Funday

Sundays are all about maxin and relaxing.
actually my whole weekend has consisted of cooking, smoking, eating, cooking smoking eating. Yesterday little cass and I made 2 pumpkin pie's that were so fucking delish I woke up craving more. I made 2 more this morning.. guess what im doing... thats right.. smoking and eating. Hells ya!
Bah and fall is dunzo... a couple of inches of snow on the ground
I don't want to leave my house
time to pack the authentics up for the winter :(

Back on my bully shit. Flatbush, Bushwick, black hoodie shit.

The daily grind has become repetitive and monotone here in Montreal. I haven't split town since labour day weekend. I think this is officially the longest I've gone without a vacay. I'm going stir crazy. At least my California vacay is all planned now. New Years in SD, 1 night at the W in the hills (worona I'll get LC's number for ya) hah, and then then a nice long weekend in SF. My first trip to Sf so I'm rather excited.
Other then that.. I'm going to see Fabolous tonight! No one is quite as excited as me. Its loso bitch!
2 jams that need to be played tonight! but probably won't...
Diamonds... "alot of carrots not the ones bugs bunny snackin on"




Brooklyn!!!! "I'm on my robin thicke shit, shit ever gets thick back to robbin niggas quick, trick!"