So the good people over at Planned Parenthood have come up with the perfect gift to give this holiday season! Planned parenthood gift certificates. I can already imagine the Christmas cards,
Dearest son,
your slut of a girlfriend is looking plump
here's an abortion certificate... just in case
Merry Christmas xoxo mom and dad
Another useful scenario for all you jerks planning your holiday 1 night stands. Don't forget to leave a gift certificate on her night table before you leave with a card attached that will go something along the lines of
"if your feeling a little itchy this morning, my bad beautiful...go get some crab remover...on me"
What other greast scenarios would these babies come in handy for, leave me extravagent scenarios via the comment box please.
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