LA living, on the east coast.

If you don't already know,you've been living in your mommas closet, LA GEAR is crack.
Man last i heard Damon Dash bought that shit out in like 2003? wtf has this nikka been doing with this shit since then? To busy working out patent leather colorways for his pro-keds faggot. ANywas if this nikka was really about getting that guap he would start making retro-releases ASAP!
i mean camon kids! the MJ LA GEARs. i would most deffinitly sacrifice a nephew or a niece for a pair of them shits.


camon even kareem was fucking down


so i got this little Korean dude Kim, he's the bizzy. He can airbrush anything onto your nails.


FUCK YEAH KIM IS THAT DOOD.

Sneaker Gimps.

aye so festivities were saturday... a good time was deffinitly had by all.
Good to see that szeto made it but the rest of the ottawa fam was slacking!
yes this means you Worona.

Thanks szeto! i want the rest, your not off the hook yet

The sunday night sex show.

so jenn and i have found great enjoyment watching the sundy night sex show... why it plays every weekday and not sunday nights is one of lifes great mysteries, but not nearly as perplexing as Sue Johanson herself.




wow if this woman was my grandmother.. i would be like really fucked up..i mean worse then i already am which is plentiful. Now i don't know if it was possibly the piff we smoked before hand but fridays episode was awesome! Sue is out of her fucking mind. so the way the show works is bitch answers questions from callers all across canada... although seemingly not in quebec but possibly cause that bish cant speak french. Anyways there was the typical can i use anal beads even though i have hemoroids type calls or holy shit what am i gonna do i have cum in my ear will i go deaf? but i believe my favorite caller was this dude from toronto calling not even to ask a question... just to straight up brag.
it went a little something like this:
dude:hey sue
sue: yes im here
dude: well first off i like to eat
i mean i like to eat my wifes pussy
sue: thats nice
dude: but ever since i found her g spot her vagina tastes like willow bark
sue: well ive never tasted willow bark before
dude: yeah and not only that she squirts like crazy.. i mean i had to go to the pharmacy ad get those super obsorbant sheet covers and we start on one side of the bed and then we just end up slipping and sliding all over the place cause she ejaculates so much
sue: oh my.. does she drink alot of water cause it sounds like shes losing alot of fluid... okay were out of time folks time for this weeks vibrator review!

okay yes i just found a scene from the same episode.

so disturbing. http://www.planetvids.com/html/Funny-Sunday-Night-Sex-Show.html


oh yessss. okay well i guess i will end this post off with yet another disturbing vaj shot. scooby.

Further proof that women are infact the devil.

man how scared would you be to munch this puss.