Just Beat A Case

HELLS MODAFUCKIN YEAHHH

I pleaded guilty and got a full discharge (that was the first time i was happy to hear that word).. remind me to send my lawyer a thank you card.. or a bunt cake.
Anyways time to celebrate

Lloyds playing a show tonight thats sponsered by Jagermeister... I know the Ottawa fam will be way j-luz. Its a celebration.. Lloyd.. i expect you to hook me up with a bottle.

Oh yeah.. and tomorrow morning me and 5 of my favorite damies are going to Tremblant to hate on jocks for the weekend. Can't wait. yayzzz

Ohh Crap... There goes my life

I hate knowing that in a couple of hours the course of my life can be changed drastically by someone other than myself. Tomorrow I face a judge, the prosecution a jury and those souless police officers that are out to ruin my life. On top of that my lawyer bitched me out today.. who's paying who fak.
Anyways... goodluck to me. I'm gonna need it.

Hat Trick

I wasn't aware Ottawa had the best hats.. until now, im begining to think Ottawa is the Texas of Canada.

Didn't Kevin Garnett adopt Lil Bow Wow in Like Mike?

It's been a hot minute since i've updated this bitch so I've got a little bit to fill you in on.
First things first (my peoples come first) I went to Toronto to go see the Raptors vs Celtics game. To my dismay, my boyfriend whom i aquired the tickets for couldn't make it. I attended with the lovely steph hoff, and my celtics pulverised her raptors. OBVI.
and i finally got the chance to check out the SBC mini ramp, Christina took me.. she also let me hang out with Michael Jordan and leave taunting post-it's on Andrew Norton's desk. (i'm still a good friend to you owen even though you left the east coast to go back Saskatoon douche.. although we did drink your beer.. sorry)




Steph if you happen to read this thanks again for welcoming me into your home... and trusting me to stay alone with your porn door and your stash of dirty comics...


(Just a taste of how ill steph is)

Anyways point being.. thanks to Steph and Christina I had a great time in the city the rest of us East coasters love to hate.

I Need A Vacation.

So basically California was awesome.
I landed in LA, then hit up downtown San Diego, then back to LA, Long drive to San Francisco. and then back down to San Diego... and Back to LA to head home. Roadtrip!

Anyways i was by no means bumming it.
I basically stayed in hotels like this

Got drunk off drink like this

Got full off food like this

and got dipped like i was from france

Now I was hoping i'd run into David Duchovney..
the crab shack in encinitas was the closest i got.


Oh yeah!... ran into Adrian Lopez at the bar... he's a midgey.
That is all..

Californication Update

San Francisco is fucking amazing. I don't want to come home. Can anyone hook me up with a job there so i don't ever have to leave.
pweeeeaseee.

in other news I get home tomorrow.
Booooooo!