My Grandmama Play Better Than You, Butt Naked in Flip Flops!

A little while ago Empire celebrated their anniversary with a pre party at the shop hosted by the likes of Onyx. Lucky for me only a dozen people showed up and I actually got to chop it up with Fredro Starr, I went up to him and said,

"Shorty doo wop pull your pants up and turn your hat around"
which means nothing to anyone unless you've seen Sunset Park.


He did the math and figured out I was only 9 when that movie dropped. If you haven't seen Sunset Park I urge you to get your hands on it, one of the best cheesy ball movies of the 90's. If you don't like ball then get it for the soundtrack or the ill fits. I'm still trying to figure out what and where i can find that fitted fredro rocks during the movie. You know the one that says SWOL on the front and "big headed" in small print on the side. Anyone with any knowledge on this hat needs to get at me.

Anyways, the kicker to this story is afterwards Gab, Jenn and I hit up the St Elizabeth for a few rounds of malty goodness. When the waitress got to our table she walked up to Gab and Jenn and told them they couldn't bring their child to the bar. After taking the ditz to school she proceeded to take the walk of shame and get a more competent waitress to work our table.

Do these people look like they could be my folks to you?



Funny thing is this isn't the first time legs has been mistaken for my mom. I need to start taking this as a compliment.