Rap Sumo, on Pruno

Last year about this time I got hold of a documentary called Street Anarchy Gangbangin Fo life-out on bail vol.2, it's pure comedy. You can definitely check it out part by part on YouTube. There was one particular bit on pruno that got hold of my attention and I was determined to learn how to make this prison juice. I figured it would be a life tool, since there's no chance I would be the biggest butch in the pen I figured I would need some kind of bartering skill to keep me from getting fucked with a broomstick if I ever did wind up in the dog house.

So Legs and I set out on a mission to make the filthiest batch of pruno we could.
I skated in a pair of socks for 2 days and then let them marinate in their filth while legs set out to rot some apples.
We reconvened with our foul ingredients to concoct our prison drank.



I think the sock is supposed to act as a filter, so the rotten fruit juices can spill over into the juice without it getting to pulpy, classy.


Mix it all together and keep it close to a heater for a while, don't forget to burp it every once and a while....foul

It lingered around in the house for months, but we never summed up the courage to drink the stuff, why would you when you could drink this instead?


Oh here is the snippet on Pruno from that documentary, enjoy.

Family Ties

Ever since I can remember my dads side of my fam has hosted a softball tournament against our rival family. My dad has 5 brothers and some how they all had girls with the exception of my brother and 1 other boy, making the odds like 20 girls to 2 boys. I guess that's natures way of balancing ish out. Point being with that many uncles to look up too you get force fed your fair share of sports. Needless to say some of us turned out to be tomboys. My cousin Nicole and I have always been ridiculously competitive, these tournaments were no exception. One year she rolled through in these Griffeys and took me to school. Our competitive streak didn't end there. In high school we both joined our school softball teams and often found ourselves competing against one another. Truth be told she is a much better player than I am. But here I am 14 years later still holding a grudge. Maybe if I had these back then things would have played out a little different. Wishful thinking, right.

Bi-Polaroids

visited Szeto's new spot in Ottawa last weekend.
He has a collection of polaroids on the wall that he's taken over the past few years





Familiar faces.

Good Times For a Change

The young buck of the click finally turned 21.
Gotta honor this sacred day with a photo post.


Had to break out the peep toes before the cold hits.

The hollowed out heel on these Spuntata Zucca Jacquards are the truth

Jordans, pimp chalice and muscato courtesy of yours truly


Legs St Negresse


Prom Shots


FADED

Backyard banging like a benzi

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOSCO!

My Grandmama Play Better Than You, Butt Naked in Flip Flops!

A little while ago Empire celebrated their anniversary with a pre party at the shop hosted by the likes of Onyx. Lucky for me only a dozen people showed up and I actually got to chop it up with Fredro Starr, I went up to him and said,

"Shorty doo wop pull your pants up and turn your hat around"
which means nothing to anyone unless you've seen Sunset Park.


He did the math and figured out I was only 9 when that movie dropped. If you haven't seen Sunset Park I urge you to get your hands on it, one of the best cheesy ball movies of the 90's. If you don't like ball then get it for the soundtrack or the ill fits. I'm still trying to figure out what and where i can find that fitted fredro rocks during the movie. You know the one that says SWOL on the front and "big headed" in small print on the side. Anyone with any knowledge on this hat needs to get at me.

Anyways, the kicker to this story is afterwards Gab, Jenn and I hit up the St Elizabeth for a few rounds of malty goodness. When the waitress got to our table she walked up to Gab and Jenn and told them they couldn't bring their child to the bar. After taking the ditz to school she proceeded to take the walk of shame and get a more competent waitress to work our table.

Do these people look like they could be my folks to you?



Funny thing is this isn't the first time legs has been mistaken for my mom. I need to start taking this as a compliment.

When am i getting inducted fuck!

I don't know if any of you had a chance to watch the 2009 inductees to the basketball hall of fame, but if you missed out you done fucked up!
Jordan's in bitches! I can't think of anyone who deserves it more.



Why did Mike get so damn emotional, no need for tears anymore you ditched the old lady for a new white broad, life is looking good.
Congrats Mike!

Hate Hate Hate

Anyone who knows me knows i'm not a big fan of skating or fraternizing with girl skaters (Caro you're an exception dear). A couple of Tuesday's ago the boys over at You Will Soon let me get in on some girl skater roasting. Now before i get any hate please remember i have a vagina to, so before you get on that emotional wah wah bullshit, learn how to take a joke.

check it here,
http://youwillsoon.blogspot.com/2009/08/tuesday-poll.html

fuck will someone teach me how to insert links already? shit.