Thursday, October 30, 2008

Hottest Sudo-Lesbian Lovers of all Time

Tuesday night Laura Lloyd and I decided to go to the movies to watch Woody Allen's newest film, Vicky Christina, Barcelona. Damn Woody is the man! So basically 2 girls (Scarlet Johansen & Rebeca Hall) go to Barcelona for the summer fall in love with some horny Spanish painter type who has the craziest finest ex wife of all time (Penelope Cruz)..It turns into some twisted sex.. square i guess in this case... but fuck at one point Scarlett Penelope and painter buddy are living together/dating.... So fucking hot.. Lesbian Penelope/Scarlett darkroom action holla! My only complaint is that neither Penelope nor Scarlet do any full frontal nudity... screw being tasteful woody we want the dirt! Anyways Lloyd and i were very vocal about our discontent with cutting out the juicy parts... the pretentious film fucks hated us.. oh well.




I guess I will end it off with i believe it to be utterly impossible that Woody didn't get about 2500 woodys during the making of this film.

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