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Tuesday night Laura Lloyd and I decided to go to the movies to watch Woody Allen's newest film, Vicky Christina, Barcelona. Damn Woody is the man! So basically 2 girls (Scarlet Johansen & Rebeca Hall) go to Barcelona for the summer fall in love with some horny Spanish painter type who has the craziest finest ex wife of all time (Penelope Cruz)..It turns into some twisted sex.. square i guess in this case... but fuck at one point Scarlett Penelope and painter buddy are living together/dating.... So fucking hot.. Lesbian Penelope/Scarlett darkroom action holla! My only complaint is that neither Penelope nor Scarlet do any full frontal nudity... screw being tasteful woody we want the dirt! Anyways Lloyd and i were very vocal about our discontent with cutting out the juicy parts... the pretentious film fucks hated us.. oh well.




I guess I will end it off with i believe it to be utterly impossible that Woody didn't get about 2500 woodys during the making of this film.

Take That Worona

Remember this Terry:


The 4's can be skated.

I'm Broken

Saturday I went to the Vanderhoof bowl with Vivianne, Mr Woytowich, and Mr Christian. Just as Owen was setting up his flashes to shoot a flick i fucked up large and fractured my tailbone. Thank sluts i had 3 bottles of pain killers in my purse. I'm down and out.

Here.. but i'm gone.

I've been out of it lately.. possibly due to the outstanding amount of pharmaceuticals in my system at all times. I was in crazy pain until i entered the world of prescription drugs, now i only have to wait an entire week for my Doctor to actually have time to fix me. thanks asshole... until then this is my life.

Speaking of which has anyone heard Jiggabourg? That shits illy.. who would have thought Jigga spitting over some Serge Gainsbourg would be that crack.
I especially suggest it when under the influence of mass amounts of codeine.

other than that.. my first court date was Tuesday.. since I'm such a good girl I did all my homework and the prosecution is ready to cut a deal. Holla Absolution here I come, in 3 months the border officially won't have shit on me. We the best!

Also.. if your in Toronto over the weekend get at me. Friday will consist of a reunion with the lovely Steph Hoff and German Neives while we get messy at the Madlib show and Saturday I'm hoping Mr Woytowich will take me to skate the SBC mini. I'm excited.. is that so wrong?

Footsy

Ever encountered anyone with a foot fetish? Years ago i happened to date someone of this rare breed and sometimes it got a little creepy...even for me. I mean toe porn is one thing.. i guess i mean we all get our kicks somehow... but waking up to someone kneeling beside your bed staring at your feet while you sleep is on a whole other level of freak. Needless to say things didn't work out, but whenever i come across freakish things i am reminded of just how bizarre people can be. Truth be told god bless those little freaks and whoever invented these things.


Are you tired of fucking your girls vaj all day.. is the back door just not that kinky for you anymore? I mean you can always buy a footgina?



I'm assuming this ones primarily for the ladies but i guess it can go both ways... girl on girl dickfoot action? I actually wouldn't mind kicking a few people in the ass with this thing...

Pre-teen Looking Mean

Did you ever look like this.

cool... me neither.

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I need this Sweater

I spotted buddy on my way to the Method Man Redman show Sunday. I was tempted to ask him how much for the sweater.. but i didn't want to wake him from his heroin induced sleep.