Monday, February 11, 2008

The sunday night sex show.

so jenn and i have found great enjoyment watching the sundy night sex show... why it plays every weekday and not sunday nights is one of lifes great mysteries, but not nearly as perplexing as Sue Johanson herself.
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wow if this woman was my grandmother.. i would be like really fucked up..i mean worse then i already am which is plentiful. Now i don't know if it was possibly the piff we smoked before hand but fridays episode was awesome! Sue is out of her fucking mind. so the way the show works is bitch answers questions from callers all across canada... although seemingly not in quebec but possibly cause that bish cant speak french. Anyways there was the typical can i use anal beads even though i have hemoroids type calls or holy shit what am i gonna do i have cum in my ear will i go deaf? but i believe my favorite caller was this dude from toronto calling not even to ask a question... just to straight up brag.
it went a little something like this:
dude:hey sue
sue: yes im here
dude: well first off i like to eat
i mean i like to eat my wifes pussy
sue: thats nice
dude: but ever since i found her g spot her vagina tastes like willow bark
sue: well ive never tasted willow bark before
dude: yeah and not only that she squirts like crazy.. i mean i had to go to the pharmacy ad get those super obsorbant sheet covers and we start on one side of the bed and then we just end up slipping and sliding all over the place cause she ejaculates so much
sue: oh my.. does she drink alot of water cause it sounds like shes losing alot of fluid... okay were out of time folks time for this weeks vibrator review!

okay yes i just found a scene from the same episode.

so disturbing. http://www.planetvids.com/html/Funny-Sunday-Night-Sex-Show.html


oh yessss. okay well i guess i will end this post off with yet another disturbing vaj shot. scooby.
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2 comments:

Watson said...

Sunday Night Sex Show? What are you? Me in High School?

Bitch please, quit playing catch-up.

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