The sunday night sex show.

so jenn and i have found great enjoyment watching the sundy night sex show... why it plays every weekday and not sunday nights is one of lifes great mysteries, but not nearly as perplexing as Sue Johanson herself.




wow if this woman was my grandmother.. i would be like really fucked up..i mean worse then i already am which is plentiful. Now i don't know if it was possibly the piff we smoked before hand but fridays episode was awesome! Sue is out of her fucking mind. so the way the show works is bitch answers questions from callers all across canada... although seemingly not in quebec but possibly cause that bish cant speak french. Anyways there was the typical can i use anal beads even though i have hemoroids type calls or holy shit what am i gonna do i have cum in my ear will i go deaf? but i believe my favorite caller was this dude from toronto calling not even to ask a question... just to straight up brag.
it went a little something like this:
dude:hey sue
sue: yes im here
dude: well first off i like to eat
i mean i like to eat my wifes pussy
sue: thats nice
dude: but ever since i found her g spot her vagina tastes like willow bark
sue: well ive never tasted willow bark before
dude: yeah and not only that she squirts like crazy.. i mean i had to go to the pharmacy ad get those super obsorbant sheet covers and we start on one side of the bed and then we just end up slipping and sliding all over the place cause she ejaculates so much
sue: oh my.. does she drink alot of water cause it sounds like shes losing alot of fluid... okay were out of time folks time for this weeks vibrator review!

okay yes i just found a scene from the same episode.

so disturbing. http://www.planetvids.com/html/Funny-Sunday-Night-Sex-Show.html


oh yessss. okay well i guess i will end this post off with yet another disturbing vaj shot. scooby.

Further proof that women are infact the devil.

man how scared would you be to munch this puss.

New year, New heat

aye, Man so I'm officially a slacker and a half as far as blogging goes.
Seeing as it would be virtually impossible to fill you in on the course of events that have unfolded from December 5th, until now. I can however, fill you in on the acquired heat.

ohh lala.. 2 new pairs of era's courtesy of daddy's girlfriend and her winners gift card. A very good look indeed.
OH and another pair of era's i had to treat myself too


A recent trip to value village had me shitting in my pants after finding a pair of 91 air pegasus in mint condition... oh yeah.. 5.99$, it doesn't get much better then that


also after digging through mommys old running shoes i did find a a nice pair of silver and navy air max 97's, juxed.

Also happened to get my hands on the horror pack air trainer 1 sb's while making my rounds at DQM in NY... definitely liking them alot.
MM least i forget my new black cats.


and last, but definitely not least... after a lengthy trip to holt renfrew, i managed to piss off everyone working in the shoe department as i spent 45 minutes trying to figure out whether i wanted the new fendi loafers of the Stewart weizmans.

I'm pretty confident i made the right decision.



ohh and this last one is purely to out-do worona.. as it does not classify as new heat



anyways it's Saturday fucking night... getting ready to hit up coda and go see dj Nukmark of Jurassic 5.
oh best bet we be sippin on that Patron before!

Over and Out.

nevermind that

Watson just informed me that the aformentioned "sexy bitch" previously reffered to is most likely fat butt who dropped her thong.
my bad

Have more fucking fun

man so i'm making the internet rounds today when i hit up szeto's blog only to see the trailer for Ian's upcomming movie, i'm all like sweet cause well them shits is entertaining man.
anyways about 30 seconds in theres some short bith in short shorts and jordans doing a backside 5,0.......
hmm i wonder who that could be
anyways whats even funnier is that buddy who posted the vid on you tube.. obviously had no idea who i was and i'm not sure but i think thats me refered to as "sexy bitch".. uhm thanks...

"skateboarding ian reid have more fun sean malto jamal smith fred gall brian wenning sexy bitch "

anyways check out the trailer for yourselves kids gahaha

C Pimp is Finally Free

man what to say...
UGK will never be again,
the pimp is dead.
he was found dead in a hotel in hollywood on tuesday
no foul play was notable
however the case is being treated as a homicide..
oh tony snow.. you shall be missed

hey you! fuck you!

so Wednesday night was the first hoodtohood sponsored battle of the exclusives.
i had my doubts about going in the first place, because as Kelly says, " any place where guys care more about sneakers then the girls is not really worth our time". As the day went on I proceeded to finish off my advanced psychopathology paper, at around 11 30 i was thoroughly satisfied that I had busted my balls enough for one night and decided to call up the bitches to go grab a drink. They informed me they were going to the sneaker battle and as stressed out as i was i figured a good laugh couldn't hurt.

so we head to lola lounge, get our drink on i straight up felt like i payed 5 dollar admission to see male peacocks at the zoo. dudes were feeling themselves harder then kiddies at the petting zoo. Anyones one buddy with a particularly bad case of really fucking gay, busts out a pair of what the dunks. Not only is it bad enough that someone would pay such extravagent amounts for such a heinous shoe but buddy thought he was the king. NOT RLY FUCKER.
anyways so he goes into the battle carrying a sign saying, " I can't talk to you im wearing 9000$ worth of clothes". Wow really, so that's your angle.. am i supposed to get on my knees now and pray to your bape god and have wet dreams about dipping into your all over print louis vuitton change purse?
anyways the bitches told him straight... too funny.
in case you don't understand the magnitude of just how fucking ridiculous people can be let me introduce you to the don of fags.

... oh it get's worse

oh snap i almost forgot my favorite!


ooooh
yeah you like that bitches? Didn't think so.

anyways to sum up this whole fucking rant
thank god toddy and chia were doing their job right and didn't give "the don" first
big up to tristan for breaking out the og 11's
and an extra big up to the don for putting up a kanye style " it shoulda been me" shit fit.
ghaha
thats it
im a douche bag
and i love it.